So Full of Vanity: September 2009

Saturday, September 19, 2009

My Girlfriends
Saturday, September 19, 2009

Yeah whatever, i have alot of things to blog about like the badminton outing,national software comp and the Serensai. I guess i'll be working backwards from the freshest to the stalest! Haha!

Today was a tiring and hectic day.
First i woke up with my landlady's dog barking like mad and me wondering why the landlady responded with,"hellooo". After like half and hour i realised she was trying to "helloooo" me into waking up and opening the door for her since she forgot her keys.

It was already 1.30pm.

Got ready to go out. Debated whether or not to bring my laptop. Which i did in the end. Was to meet Siwei and Mercy in Orchard at 3pm. Since i was already out of the house at 2.15. I thought i'd go Dhoby Gaut to wish Royce a happy birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN! Saw Kelvin and Gideon who looked eccentric as usual =)

Thought I was late when i left Dhoby at 2.25 (they told me to take my time since customs was being a bitch). But i wasnt so i found my way to the bus stop which i roughly guessed was the one to the flea market.

This flea market. Love the flea's hairstyle! Hahahaha

I waited and waited alone in that hot bus stop. Feeling hungry since i had nothing to eat since i woke up. They only came at about 4.30. Yeah. Thats like an hour plus of waiting at that bus stop. Which in the end was the wrong bus stop. After alot of screaming down the phone of, "WHERE ARE YOU?" "I'm here!!! Waving my hands!! SEE MEE?" "No I DONT! GET SOMEONE TALLER, YOU TOO SHORT" "Asshole!!NVM, TRACY WAVE YOUR HANDS PLEASE"

Reach the flea market with a whole shuttle-bus-load of overexcited girls. Could hear people behind me discussin how she's playing hard to get with the guy she likes yadi yadi yada. Mel was smsing me, "Come here and save me from the stares!"
"What stares? what are you wearing?"
"Normal top and skirt, The rest of the people here damn fesyen!" (Fashion in malay)

The flea market was awesome with alot of cheap stuff and Mercy was going mad bargaining everything she saw and nobody went home empty handed, even stonefaced SharLinn. Tracy got two shirts..I got like three dresses which my sis later exclaimed, "where did you go!!! Land of cheap clothes?! WHY DIDNT BRING ME?". While there we were like blabbering in Malay since it was fun to see people's expression. I need to practice! My malay is slowly becoming nonexistant bagai buaya menjadi handbeg. Handbeg isnt even a word. That isnt even a real idiom.

OFFTOPIC!

Then we took a bus back to Orchard. By now I'm starving like mad and they couldnt decide what to eat. Serah mentioned she wanted LongJohnSilvers and they had to jump three malls+ to find it (far east, ion, tangs, ngee ann city, etc)

In the end we settled for Carls Jr at Far East. By this time Calvin had arrived and was already in fear of female gossip and cocktalking. Can i even say that? Is that vulgar?

Anyway, thats the only time i took pictures. Here's Serah unhappy to be hugging a hyper Melanie.

Serah, Melanie, SharLinn(Fanniie) with double i's to emphasize her lala-ness or lack of!

Fanniie wears glasses now. I rarely call her SharLinn since you know, we have the same sounding name. Hmpf!
She's still a sarcastic betch.
"Why are you wearing glasses?," an innocent me asks,
"This is what happens when you lose your eyesight," snaps the hungry crocodile.

A cheeky looking me, Siwei and Mercy. Camera had to be in front of a very annoyed Calvin.

This was us 6 months ago. (Minus HuiYin who didnt come today[shes the one on the far right]). Sorry people, i had to! I look funny too. Hahaha. We're holding our SPM results (O lvls?)

This is us a year ago. Emphasizing on Siwei's shortness. The ones in normal looking uniforms are prefects. Pinafore is soooooo.... argh. But still ok. Blue brings out the colour of my eyes. HAH! Random. My eyes arent even blue! FannSharLinn isnt here in this picture since she was the HEADPREFECT(yes im reminding the whole world) and she had duties that day. HAHA!

Reached JB at about 11pm. So late. Siwei sent me and Tracy home. The rest stayed in Singapore for the night. See how they're gonna enjoy trying to come back tomorrow. (The customs will be at a standstill i think)

Calvin was so traumatised. He kept saying,"And i thought guys were bad" OHOH and when he said,
"....And I thought guys were vulgar"
"Why?" says me
"We didnt say kanasai what"
"We didnt say c!ba! what"

Today i went out with my friends. The said friends are Siwei, Mercy, Serah, SharLinn, Tracy and Cally. Cally is a boy.
Pictures will be uploaded when i feel like it but what I'm about to tell you cannot wait another day,minute, or second.

mercy - says: tmw meet at dempsey
mercy - says: u gg not ?
§ħąŘĽęňĕ~says: going.. wtf happened to meeting in MRT?
mercy - says: i'm gg in early, u meet siwei first if u want la
-Si Wei says: the fucking address dont exist le! i cant check the bus route

Meet Siwei. She swears like a machine gun. For no reason sometime.

She is also blur. As i will demonstrate below. Mercy is exclaiming that the bus we wanna take is affected by the F1.

mercy - says: f1 lah they close the thai embassy road
-Si Wei says: what's f1
mercy - says: formula one

Control your snickers people, for there is more to come.

Si Wei says: what has it gotta do with f1 ?
mel [ i finally like sports! ] says: what is this
mercy - says: you know the stop right siwei
mel [ i finally like sports! ] says: si wei ah=.=
mercy - says: THEY CLOSE ROADS LA MYGOD
mel [ i finally like sports! ] says: you might as well be living in bakun sarawak

Dont be offended if you do live in Bakun Sarawak. We use very extreme exclamations at times. Mercy explains.

mercy - says: must prepare the road for the race ma
§ħąŘĽęňĕsays: HAHAHAHA
mercy - says: lol nvm

Si Wei says: i thought race in stadium de?
mercy - Aqueous Oblivion. says: HAHAHAHA
mel [ i finally like sports! ] says: classic
mercy - Aqueous Oblivion. says: alamak
§ħąŘĽęňĕsays: Oh god. Siwei is the effing win. IM DYING HERE!! HAHAHAHA

Monday, September 14, 2009

Nails & Randomness
Monday, September 14, 2009

Its currently semester break for me for like 2months (its already been 1 month since it started) and on some days when i have nothing to do. I do random things like

Taking pictures of myself.

Forcing my dog to model for a "artistic" shot. Here's me portaying boredom and dullness.
I had to put her on the chair like 3 times before she stayed there.
Told her to look bored too.

Before :

After :

Then i do alot of nail art. This ones are not very nice because i didnt wait for the art to dry before top-coating it with paint. So it smudged, much to my horror.

Close up.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Merdeka Celebrations
Thursday, September 3, 2009

Super overdue (8 days later).
So on the 30th i suddenly called a few of my friends to join me for some Merdeka celebration in my mum's shop. Only Siwei and Agnes could come though. Here's a random camwhore shot of me with baggy eyes.
I know i have baggy eyes, i promise i will live=.=

Agnes had to test out my new camera. Hehe

Siwei is new to the whole make-up concept so Agnes is sort of her tutor. (Literally whips out the pencil and says, "FASTER! Practice!", like some kinda sports coach.

Agnes took this shot of Siwei asking my sis and me, "how does it look?". We were speechless. Sorta. Looked like she drew the pencil across her eyelid. Like.. really rash-ly and it was too straight?

Agnes repairing her student's artwork.

Random shot of my sister.

Made Erica photographer of the day.

We tried to get a sisterly shot.

Went to Jusco since it was too early for any partying (about 9+?). I haz nice legs.

I am pro. This picture is taken by me. Pro! But i realise if i am the one taking the pics i will look the worse (The amount of people i can fit into the picture is directly proportional to the rate of weird-ness i will look).

SIWEI had the sudden urge (yes urge) to make DIY stuff. So she bought these rose-y things where we were supposed to fold like spongey-paperlike-thingey into what-looked-like roses.

Faces of concentration. (Waiting for partying to start). [Later found out that siwei stayed up until 3am that night watching videos on how to make that rose since we all gave up but her] HAH!

Mum's shop

Crowd.

AGNES IN SPECS SPOTTED. Hahaha. She actually looks fine in specs. Dont know why she doesnt like them. (Agnes ah, dont like then buy for whut!?)

Actually i know why! Cuz no choice. I have to wear specs too sometime.. Everyone wont hesitate to tell me i look fugly though!

Squinty eyes. Proving my theory of the SPS Law. [Sharlene Portrait Shots Law] {WHICH STATES THAT : When the amount of people able to fit into a picture taken by Sharlene increases, the level of weirdness her face will be also increases} Actually i like the definition on top better. The directly proportional one. I'm going off topic.

SIWEI HAZ CLEAVAGE! :O

The next day, I went with my friends for a Merdeka Movie Day. I didnt realise we were going to watch District 9 until i walked into the cinema. Gross show. Not too horrible of a storyline but gross graphics.